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Cheetah Piss Strain Information

Strain
  • EFFECTS
  • EUPHORIC
    HAPPY
    COUCH LOCK
  • USES
  • SLEEP
    STRESS RELIEF
    PAIN RELIEF
    ELEVATED MOOD
    RELAXATION

Cheetah Piss Strain Information

If you’re able to separate an unpleasant name from a desirable object that simply had the misfortune of donning such a title, you’ve overcome the only discernible obstacle turning some smokers off to the indica-leaning Cheetah Piss, a newer hybrid introduced by the mad scientists at Cookies Fam Genetics. Despite its name, the three-way cross of Lemonnade, Gelato, and London Poundcake has made it onto retail menus across the country - showing the diehard loyalty of Cookies disciples.

The name is a throwback to “Cat Piss,” a legendary west coast sativa that faded away in the 2000s. While the Cookies version has an uncanny, upgraded terpene profile matching that of the legendary Cat Piss, its effects are almost entirely opposite. Often described as an even 50/50 hybrid, I’d say it’s far closer to a 70/30 on the indica hybrid. You’d expect the feline upgrade from cat to cheetah an indication of the strain’s racing speed. But just as the fastest land mammal on earth can only sustain its 70-mph speed burst for 60 seconds before completely crashing with fatigue, as does its urinary inspired weed namesake.

After just a few puffs, you’ll feel as though you’ve been catapulted straight up into the clouds - a bit euphoric and disoriented, but in a humorous way. The rapid lift quickly descends into a calming fatigue, like leading to a cat nap.

Patients report Cheetah Piss’s ability to ease depression, stress, chronic pain, and insomnia.

Cheetah Piss’s appearance is too pretty for its name. The buds are dark green with purple appearing in random patterns, trichomes covering the entire surface area of the flower and sugar leaf.

The fragrance is far from that of feline urine. It’s much more of a chemical odor mixed with fuel and hints of pine. Its flavor doesn’t stray very far, with an acidic, chemical, fuel taste carrying the same pine undertones.

Such a treasure-trove of genetics should be enjoyed by everyone, but its name may turn potential fans off to its pleasant, relaxing high. Hopefully, this is not the case.
TYPE
Indica Dominant
FEELING
Calm
Energized
ORIGIN
Cheetah Piss is an indica-leaning triple hybrid cross of Lemonnade, Gelato, and London Poundcake created by Cookies Fam Genetics.